Waterboy is a character from the video game Dispatch. He is a hero whose power is spitting water.

Waterboy's real name is Herman and he lives with his grandma.

When my friends were talking about Dispatch, I asked what it was and my friend looked at me and said "You'd like Waterboy." I looked up a picture of him and the first image was him beaten up and it was love at first sight.

Waterboy is a pathetic loser who would drop to his knees if you asked and that's why I love him. I love pathetic, useless men. He is also freakishly tall. His height isn't confirmed, but he seems to be taller than a 6'4" character, so fans speculate that he's about 6'6" (swoon). For reference, I'm 5'4", so he's over a head taller than me.