I missed a credit in elementary school that I needed in order to graduate so I was going to elementary school full-time as a 21 year old. One of my friends was there with me too but I can't remember who it was.

I was in a movie with Will Ferrel and we were flirting really hard and it was partially for the movie but also real life flirting.

I was watching a Tim Robinson sketch about apocalyptic basketball then it came to life and I was in it and everything was green and like a hospital and I was told to go play basketball but I didn't have my inhaler. So I went into the locker room and part of the way through it became a sketch again and I told my friends, "You have to watch this undiscovered Tim Robinson sketch" and I got put back in the dream. I came across a huge group of people and auditioned for a short film and joined them as they started filming and for some reason my brother and roommate were there? During the filming portion we were all hiding out behind the cameras and there were a ton of farm animals for another scene just roaming around and a cow sat on my lap and a goat started chewing on my hair.

I was in Michigan with all my friends and one of them facetimed me saying he was coming back from a party nobody invited me to and there was a huge library theatre thing and I pulled a blanket away to see if it was open but I had to put it back and make up a lie as to why I did it. Then I was on the news for something to do with bowling then my credit card was declining online for Twilight merch but then it went through. A russian guy tried to rob me but he had the most pathetic guard puppy ever so I grabbed a stick and just played with the dog. Then I was with my mom while she was on vacation and we were having so much fun but she took her shoes off and her feet were the size of doll feet and it really freaked me out.